Have celebrity baby names set a baby naming trend? – Part 4
December 21, 2009 by gossip dog
Filed under Celebrity Kids
Celebrity and celebrity baby names have always triggered a naming trend -hell, everyone knows at least two Dianas, and my kids will each probably know four, when they finally arrive. I am grateful in my belief, however, that no one in my generation relishes calling their precious offspring by the name of a fruit (Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Apple” WHY?) Nor are they interested in giving that offspring a name that even a pet would refuse (Angelina Jolie’s “Maddox”) which also sounds like a foul-tasting medicine (as in “Oh yeah, I had that -I recommend 2 ladles of Maddox to clear your system.”)
It is perhaps unfortunate that neither Apple nor Maddox feature in the world’s list of “Parents Who Want To Guarantee Their Children Psychological Problems.” No, that list is headed by Mr. Frank Zappa, with children named “Moon Unit”, “Dweezil” and “Diva Muffin.” A close second, in my opinion is Paula Yates with, I kid you not: “Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily” matched by Bono’s buster “Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q.” We may forgive David Bowie, for naming his kid “Zowie,” and, at a stretch, even Sharleen Spiteri of Texas for naming hers “Misty Kyd” but who but God could forgive Jermaine Jackon for naming one of his kids “Jermajesty”? Nor Jason Lee for naming his “Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf”, which almost makes Jermajesty sound like Antoine? And WHO could manage the lie that either Penn Jillette’s “Moxie CrimeFighter”, Gerry Halliwell’s “Bluebell Madonna” or Nick Cage’s “Kal-El” will undergo a happy, mentally healthy childhood? Not me. And not my generation.
Have celebrity baby names set a baby naming trend? – Part 3
November 15, 2009 by gossip dog
Filed under Celebrity Kids
It’s a scary thought, having celebrities setting a trend in yet another area of society. I don’t have anything against celebrities as such but I think that they get a little star-blinded (or a lot…) and constantly feel the need to be on the front page of the tabloids just so they can complain and so forth. I’m not generalizing here, at least I’m not trying to. Anyway, lets look at some of the names that ‘celebs’ have come up with for their kids so far (so as to gain some insight…
You’re probably familiar with Apple (daughter of Gweneth Patrol and Chris Martin) and Coco daughter of Courteney Cox and David Arquette but there are probably quite a few more interesting names of which you are unaware. Take this for example, ‘Henry Gunther Ademola Dashtu Samuel’ is the son of Heidi Klum and singer Seal, ‘Aurelius’ is the daughter of Elle MacPherSon and Arpad BusSon. Then there’s Phinneaus Walter the twin son of actress Julia Roberts and Danny Moder and sure those names are unusual but the kid can learn to live with them right? Well, meet Pilot Inspektor, son of actor Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf and Audio Science, son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton. Then there’s the 4 sons of Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellan: Rocket, Racer, Rebel and Rouge. As you can see the names are starting to move over the thin line between unusual and just plain weird. Oh, and these were my favorites : Tu Simone Ayer is the daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer but without the middle names she’s just Tu-Morrow! And then there’s the daughter of Penn Jillette and Emily Jillette bearing the name Moxie CrimeFighter! On the subject of crime-fighters Nicholas Cage and Alice Kim named their son Kal-el (for those who aren’t superman fans Kal-el is Superman’s birth name).
Plain to see that these celebs are taking it a little too far. As the bearer of an unusual name myself I feel for these kids because I know what they are going to have to go through (or are going through) with these names. So while celebrities do set the trends and so forth, lets allow baby naming to be more or less “uncelebritised!”
Celebrity Baby Names
July 5, 2009 by gossip dog
Filed under Celebrity Kids
Celebrities are not like everyday people. They have busy schedules, drive expensive cars, and wear jewelry that others can only dream of owning. Maybe it is because celebrities are so far removed from normal life that they often give their babies unusual names.
Some names are just a little different. John Travolta and Kelly Preston have two beautiful children. Their daughter’s name is Ella Bleu. Their son’s name is Jett. Jett is different, but anyone who knows anything about John Travolta knows he has a love for flying. Gwyneth Paltrow, pregnant again, came under scrutiny for naming her first child Apple. While it is unusual, it is somewhat cute, like in the “apple of their eye.” Chris Martin, her husband, tired of the controversy over the name Apple, has jokingly stated their second child, whether male or female, will be named Banana. Another cute name is Dandelion, the name of Keith Richards’ daughter. Julie Roberts recently gave birth to twins – a boy and a girl – and received flack over the names she chose. She received almost as much grief over the choice for her daughter’s name, Hazel, as she did the more eccentric choice of Phinnaeus for her son.
Many people speculated what Madonna would name her first child. Lourdes Maria seems a fitting name for child who’s mother’s name is Madonna, but she often goes by Lola. Her son is named Rocco, which sounds a bit like a cartoon character, but at least it is a tough sounding name. Actor Casey Affleck and fiancĂ© Summer Phoenix recently had a son named Indiana August, which leads one to wonder what state and month their son was conceived in. Toni Braxton has two sons, Denim and Diezel. While both useful products, they make somewhat strange names for children. Rob Marrow decided it would be cute if he named his daughter Tu Simone Ayer, calling her Tu Morrow. Wonder if she will think it is cute 20 years from now? Actor Jason Lee named his son Pilot Inspektor, but magician Penn Jillette may have topped them all. He named his daughter, Moxie Crimefighter, saying “because when she’s pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we’re on the same side, my middle name is CrimeFighter.”‘
If you think it is a new trend, think again. Back in 1971, David Bowie and his then wife Angela decided to name their son Duncan Zowie Heywood Jones. He soon became known as Zowie Bowie. Cher named her children Chastity Sun and Elijah Blue.
The Phoenix family is well known for their unusual choice of baby names. Summer Phoenix’s siblings are the late actor River Phoenix, actresses Rain and Liberty Phoenix and actor Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin felt his name was so out of place with his siblings, that when he was four, he decided to change his name to Leaf. By the early 1990’s, he had reverted back to using his birth name. Another family infamous for their choices of baby names is the Zappa family. Frank’s children are Dweezil, Moon Unit, Ahmed Emuukha Rodan and Diva Muffin. While many people think that Dweezil is his given name, his birth name was originally Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa because the hospital refused to register the name Dweezil. Always called Dweezil, when he was a child, he wanted to make the name official and his parents took him to have it changed legally. Paula Yates, former wife of Sir Bob Geldof and girlfriend of late rocker Michael Hutchence, also had a knack for giving her children unusual names. Among her brood are Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa, Heavenly Hiraani Tigerlily, and Little Pixie.
Some celebrity baby names make sense if you know the story behind them. Eurythmic’s Dave Stewart named his son Django after jazz guitarist Django Reinhardt. Stevie Wonder named his son Mandla Kadjaly Carl Stevland, however Mandla means “powerful” in Zulu and Kadjaly means “born from God” in Swahili. Helen Hunt just gave birth to a baby girl she named Makena’lei Gordon. The name Makena’lei is from a friend’s dream and means “many flowers of heaven.” Gordon, an unlikely girl’s name, was to honor of Helen’s father, television director Gordon Hunt. Nicolas Cage just named his new baby boy Kal-el. Because Nicolas took his stage name of Cage from comic book character Luke Cage, he decided to name his son Kal-el after one of his favorite comic book heroes. Kal-el is Superman’s kryptonian name.
So, do the children like these unconventional names given them by their parents? In some cases, they do. The Phoenix’s seem to love their nature-inspired names and the Zappa children seem to have had no ill effects from their eccentric names. However, some children tire of the peculiar names quickly. Zowie Bowie had had enough of his moniker by the time he was 12 and asked to be referred to as “Joey.” Although Dandelion Richards does not seem too bad, she has since started referring to herself as Angela. Recently, Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof has been the most outspoken about the odd choice her parents made in naming her. She has been quoted as saying, “I hate ridiculous names. My weird name has haunted me all my life.”
While having an unusual name might be difficult for any child, the celebrity of a child’s parents may enhance it even further. Thankfully, celebrity children who decide they don’t like their given names can switch to a nickname or even eventually have their names legally changed.


