Celebrity gossip about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner – Part 2

Wow! Ben and Jen, Do you think they know me? Are they wealthy yuppie scum? I think so. Wow, I wonder how big their many homes are. Ask me if I care about them or any other Hollywood turdsnippers peddling their trash for all to purchase. I could’nt imagine lying on my deathbed having missed all their movies. Do you think they will make my next rent payment? Why not? Do you think they will fill up my gastank? Why not? Do you think they will pay next months grocery bill? Why not? Wow, I wonder how often they think of me. Where is my Christmas cards from them? I wonder if they think of me during their hedonistic sex life? I wonder how many simulated murders they have performed during their careers so far? Do you think they will give me a job as best boy, gaffer or key grip (all very important positions in Hollywood) on their next film? I wonder if they are thinking of me right now. Hey, I wonder if they will buy me a bright red Ferrarri? If they do will they keep the tank full? I wonder how many shrimp Ben can stuff into his gob (piehole) at once. Do you think they will take me out on the town so I can be a food snob and an expert at fine dining for one night? If I had their phone number maybe I could ask them this for myself. Oh wait, thats right, they dont know I even exist. What a waste of time asking all these questions. Do I think they are both turdsnippers? I feel so blessed having occupied the same planet with them. Wow, what a tale I will have to tell everybody in my next life. I can tell them all that these two turdsnippers were in the same galaxy with me at one time. I can tell them all how much corruption was back there on earth concerning Hollywood. It’s going to be a great life having seen their precious image just out of reach of me. Wow, I occupied the same planet with these two turdsnippers. Paris Hilton was there, Brittany Spears was there, Avril Lagvine was there and all the other little Hollywood rats (Hells rats). Just think, I can bask in the glory of almost buying a movie ticket or CD or a poster from Hollywood. Do you think Ben will let me polish his car? Wow, I wonder if he will let me shine his shoes! I guess you can see that I could care less about either one of them…….